hkmusic - fun

CONDUCTORS

N. Cleerbeet (Netherlands) - unclear beat
Don Follomi (Italy) - dont follow me
Harry Zupp (Hungary) - hurry ´s up!
Phil de Puls (S. Africa) - feel the pulse!
Juan Smorfromditop (Spain) - once more from the top
Clarice Mudd (New Zealand) - clear is mud ?

LEADER

Mark Ittin (England) - mark it in!

CO-LEADER

Lee de Snark (Belgium) - leader´s nark

1ST VIOLINS

Lucy String (USA) - loose E-string
Wanda B Asoloist (Scotland) - want to be a soloist
Con Sordino (Italy) - con sordino
Won Kee Brij (S. Korea) - ?
Scott Anulcer (England) - ?
Polly Fonnik (Germany) - polyphonic
Chuck McGiggin (Canada) - ?
Addy Nuff (Nigeria) - had enough

2ND VIOLINS

Peggy Snakkud (Finland) - Peggy is naked
Rachid Pageturn (Morocco) - ?
Constance Cratching (Zimbabwe) - constant scratching
Dorian Mode (Greece) - dorian mode
Gladys E Zee (Kenya)- glad is easy
Bo Drong (Sweden) - bowed wrong
Nelly Wright (England) - ?
Lottie Fakin (Australia) - lot of faking

VIOLAS

Sheikh Jurin Solo (Oman)- shake you in solo
Rab Ishplayer (Scotland)- rubbish player
Avna Cloo (Egypt) - ?
Frank Lee Crapp (Belgium) - ?
Al Ovadashop (Sicily)- all over the shop
Noah Diratal (Israel)<- ?

CELLOS

Y Dopen (Austria) - Eye (wide) open
Beryl Ovett (S Africa) - ?
Lou Spike (USA) - ?
Mustapha C Garr (Lebanon)- must have a cigar

DOUBLE BASSES

Pete Ziccato (Italy)- piccicato
Arfur Tree (Wood Green) -

FLUTES

Sue Percy (Wales) - super "C"
Phoebe Forplease (England) - ?

PICCOLO

Carrie Zinderpocket (Hungary)-carry ´s in the pocket

OBOE

Izzy Sharpe (Israel) - is he sharp?
Peer Sin Din (Hong Kong) - ?

COR ANGLAIS

Diane Duck (Aylesbury) - dy and duck

CLARINETS

Justin Chune (Luxembourg)- just in tune
Tony Zorfal (Switzerland)- ?

BASS CLARINET

Norman E Notes (Australia)- no many notes

BASSOONS

Aaron Spittle (Israel)- air and spittle
Lee Kin Kee (N Korea)- leaking key

CONTRA BASSOON

Adam Innim (S Africa)- ?

FRENCH HORNS

Eammon Miss (Eire)-
Dennis Lippin (New Zealand)- Dan is lippin´
Morag Siddentles (Scotland)- more accidentals
Andy Splittit (England) - and he split it
Miles O'Tubin (Ireland) -
Dicky Pitcher (Canada) -

TRUMPETS

Willy Maykit (Scotland) - will he make it?
Terry Tout (Tooting) - tear it out!
Lips O'Gonegen (Ireland)> - lips are gone again
Val Voyle (Wales) - valve oil
Russ T Bell (USA) - rusty bell

TENOR TROMBONES

Bengt Slide (Norway) - bang the slide?
Gunther Fahrt (Germany) - gun the fart?
Oliver Guinness (Ireland) - ?

BASS TROMBONE

Peter Owt (USA) -Peter - out

TUBA

Norma Spuff (Australia) - Norma´s puff

PERCUSSION

Tim Parny (England)- timpany
Cy Drum (USA) - ?
Edna Book (Scotland) - had no book
Mr. Solly Trecrash (Israel) - ?
Wayne C N Tervul (Canada)- ? way and see interval

HARP

Angeline de Band (Switzerland) - angel in the band

CELESTE

Yolanda Plumjob (Bolivia) - ?

HARPSICHORD

Olive Inthepast (Wales) - Oh! live in the past

ORGAN

Paula de Stops (Brazil) - ?

CLASSICAL GUITAR

Segovia Carpet (Spain) - ?

ALTO SAXES

Bjorn Secksee (Sweden) - Bjorn Sexy
Kenny Read (Scotland) - can he read?

TENOR SAXES

Gordon E Speed (USA) - ?
Leighton Pist (Wales)- ?

BARITONE SAX

Mannheim Stoned (Outer Bahrain) - man! I´m stoned!

PIANO

Phil Allgaps (Florida Keys)- fill all gaps

DX7

Tex A Wayjobs (USA) - takes away jobs

GUITAR

Ron Chords (England) - wrong chords

BASS GUITAR

Ian Gee (Scotland)- E and G

DRUMS

Owen Transport (Wales) - own transport

BANJO

Wendy Saints (New Orleans)- when the saints

MOUTH ORGAN

R Monniker (Germany)- harmonica

BAGPIPES

Terry Bullracket (Scotland)- ?

SOPRANOS

Barbie Hynde (USA)- (a) bar behind
Evelyn Tensions (Virgin Islands)- evil in tensions
Mimi Mee (France) - mimimie...
Gloria Stitz (Austria) - Gloria´s tits
Jemima Lott (England) - G-minor (lot?)
Sheila Blige (Australia) - ?

ALTOS

Dawn Chorus (Wales) -
Emma Vailable (Luxembourg) - (I) am available
May Cuporlova (Czech Republic) - make up (oh) lover
Vi Larmpits (Bournemouth) - ?
Helda Breff (Denmark) - held a breath
Eve N Bosom (Switzerland) - even bossom

TENORS

R Sole (USA) - Oh Sole (Mio)
Maximilian Aveek (Germany) - maximal in a week
Walter Plonker (Canada)- ?
Stan Duppenpose (Austria) - stand up and pose
Hugh Jeego (S Africa) - hugh Ego

BASSES

Omar Throat (Egypt) - ?
Uve Waytpilluk (Germany) - ?
Roger Anything (New Zealand) - roger anything
Joe Kovavoyz (Poland) - joe covervoice

COUNTER TENOR

Aladdin Dragg (Turkey)- ?

SPECIALIST ADVISORS

GREEK MUSIC

Baz Ooki (Crete) - bouzouki

SPANISH MUSIC

Oonagh Paloma (Majorca)- enough paloma

ORIENTAL MUSIC

Tin Klin Pots (Vietnam) - tinklin´pots

INDIAN MUSIC

Getupta Singh (Bangladesh) - get up and sing

CHURCH MUSIC

Gregor E N Chant (Russia)- gregorian chant

EARLY MUSIC

A Nonnynonny (Wales)- ?

MEDIEVAL MUSIC

Amanda Lynne (England)- ?

AVANT GARDE

Otto Shite (Germany)- Otto is shite?

JAZZ

Doug Datcrazybeatkatz (USA) - take that crazy beat, cats!

COMPOSER-IN-RESIDENCE

Nick Stunes (Ireland)- Nick´s tunes

ARRANGER

Les Makitardfrohm (Finland)- let´s make it art from

COPYIST

E Legiblescore (France)-illegible score

LIBRARIAN

Miss Inga Parts (England)- missing a part

MUSICIAN'S UNION REP

Ken I C Yukkard (Scotland)- can I see your card?

FIXER

R U Verken (Belgium)- Are you working?

AGENT

Owen Money (Wales) - own money

CONTRACTOR

Manny Zinderpost (Israel) - many is in the post

MANAGER

Robin Gitt (Mayfair)- rob and get

ELECTRICIANS

Mal Function (Eire)- malfunction
Sir Kit Breaker (England)- circuit breaker

SOUND TECHNICIANS

Mike Ruffone (Canada)- microphone
Jack Plug (England)- jack plug

RECORDING ENGINEERS

Stu di Olite (Italy)- studio ligh
Mort Rebble (USA) - more treble
Ed Phones (Wales)- headphones

BROADCASTING ENGINEERS

N Terference (France)- interference
Ray de Owaves (Portugal) - radiowaves

WARDROBE

Miss Inga Cufflink (Norway)- missing a cufflink
D J Smucky (Jersey)- DJ smoking?

PORTERS

Manuel Labor (Spain)- manual labor
Rex Instruments (Scotland)- ?

CLOAKROOM

Mahatma Coht (India)- ? coat

MATRON

Betty Pukes (England)-

CHAPLAIN

Rev L Ayshuns (Christchurch)-

TOUR ORGANISERS

Kathy Pacific (Hawaii) -
Dan Eyre (Ireland) -

ROADIES

Hertz van Rental (Netherlands)- hurts van rental
Herr E Layabout (Germany)- Harry lay about ?
Duncan Disorderly (Australia) -

COACH DRIVER

Dino di Way (Sicily)- He know the way

SECURITY

Oi Yu (China) - Hey! You!
Hans Orff (Austria) - hands off!
Laura Norder (Belgium) - law and order

CATERING

Chris P Bacon (Denmark)- crispy bacon
Roland Butter (New Zealand)- ? butter
Donna Kebab (Greece) - don´t know kebap